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best laid plans
Created on 2000-08-14 16:47:12 (#10918), last updated 2009-12-08
8,494 comments received, 5,952 comments posted
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Basic Info| Name: | swerve |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1970-04-03 |
| Location: | Boston, Massachusetts, United States |
| Website: | best laid plans |
Contact:
swerve@livejournal.com BioThirtysomething underemployed disabled ex-politico copy editor with genetic disorder, hip dysplasia, and cat [died December 6, 2008] and cat [adopted May 22, 2009].
I'm friendly. I live in downtown Boston and share my life with![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
bowmaniac, aka Seatmate. My journal is almost entirely public. You're welcome to stick around, with or without comment. No bigots, please.
quotations of the moment:
Jessamyn: Everyone on MeFi is either irritable or irritating and many of us are both.
Jon Gosselin: [helping kids toast and eat marshmallows] Bite it off!
Joel: But it's on fire.
Mark "Bird" Fidrych: [on pitching in the major leagues] I'm holding the ball. If I don't throw the ball, they gotta wait. That's power. That's unbelievable power.
Murray Burns: If things aren't funny then they're exactly what they are, and then they're like a long dental appointment.
Anonymous: Let's face it, the whole pairing off thing is just a matter of finding someone with reciprocal crazy.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Bob Errey: [on air during a Penguins-Capitals game] The Pens beat the Caps six out of seven times they met in the playoffs. Suck on that.
Paul Steigerwald: [awkward pause] Tonight's attendance is...
Dominik Hasek: [after tripping Marian Gaborik] I didn't want to break my shutout.
Seatmate: I've read the Potter books and they were harmless books, perfectly fine to pass the time with. But that's as far as I go. I wasn't in a store at midnight with a wizard hat and a wand.
Mulder: Will you let me drive?!
Scully: I'm driving! Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man?
Mulder: No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.
Sandy Koufax: Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Anonymous: [on Nolan Ryan] He was a bad-ass Texas rancher with a bionic arm from God[.]
Anonymous: I'm homeschooling and it's going pretty good.
Matt: [on gay marriage on the ballot] Can I vote on your marriage?
Toby Zeigler: What, do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?
Nina Totenberg: [to then-Senator Alan Simpson] You're a bitter and evil man and all your colleagues hate you.
Darren McCarty: Don't ever do that again. Back down before I beat you with an ice skate.
I'm friendly. I live in downtown Boston and share my life with
bowmaniac, aka Seatmate. My journal is almost entirely public. You're welcome to stick around, with or without comment. No bigots, please.quotations of the moment:
Jessamyn: Everyone on MeFi is either irritable or irritating and many of us are both.
Jon Gosselin: [helping kids toast and eat marshmallows] Bite it off!
Joel: But it's on fire.
Mark "Bird" Fidrych: [on pitching in the major leagues] I'm holding the ball. If I don't throw the ball, they gotta wait. That's power. That's unbelievable power.
Murray Burns: If things aren't funny then they're exactly what they are, and then they're like a long dental appointment.
Anonymous: Let's face it, the whole pairing off thing is just a matter of finding someone with reciprocal crazy.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Bob Errey: [on air during a Penguins-Capitals game] The Pens beat the Caps six out of seven times they met in the playoffs. Suck on that.
Paul Steigerwald: [awkward pause] Tonight's attendance is...
Dominik Hasek: [after tripping Marian Gaborik] I didn't want to break my shutout.
Seatmate: I've read the Potter books and they were harmless books, perfectly fine to pass the time with. But that's as far as I go. I wasn't in a store at midnight with a wizard hat and a wand.
Mulder: Will you let me drive?!
Scully: I'm driving! Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man?
Mulder: No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.
Sandy Koufax: Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Anonymous: [on Nolan Ryan] He was a bad-ass Texas rancher with a bionic arm from God[.]
Anonymous: I'm homeschooling and it's going pretty good.
Matt: [on gay marriage on the ballot] Can I vote on your marriage?
Toby Zeigler: What, do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?
Nina Totenberg: [to then-Senator Alan Simpson] You're a bitter and evil man and all your colleagues hate you.
Darren McCarty: Don't ever do that again. Back down before I beat you with an ice skate.
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